you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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