marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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