She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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