I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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