apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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