You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
