Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just high enough for therapy.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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