i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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