Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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