I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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