I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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