she was so not down for the gang bang
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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