I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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