i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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