Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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