But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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