Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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