How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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