shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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