he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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