I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
No more Irish car bombs ever.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃ðŸ»ðŸŽ‰
We are so blessed
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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