Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I need to sanitize my soul.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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