It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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