so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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