How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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