Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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