i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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