just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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