just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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