We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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