so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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