great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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