Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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