hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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