Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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