you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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