I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This house was built for laser tag.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize