You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16