lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.