sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?