Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND