So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
do nipples grow back?
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