Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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