BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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