I heard we made out
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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