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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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