shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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