normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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