That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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