no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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