Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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