I must be too annoying 4 u.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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