CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Two words: nipple clamps
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