Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
where are my eyebrows?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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