Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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