i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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