Im at strip club and am horny
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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